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Built Like a Fantasy, Textured Like a Dream

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Built Like a Fantasy, Textured Like a Dream

A sex toy that actually looks like a toy I've been building up my dildo collection for a while now. For as much as I love my dildos and the different density, sizes and curvatures that fill my craving ass, they are missing something. They all resemble a real dick, which is nice but what if I wanted to fantasize a bit? Scrolling online I see content creators using dildos beyond our fleshy friends and into a mythical world. There are so many gorgeous colors and graceful contours beyond the traditional dildos and I felt I can't keep this on my "someday I'll get one" wish list. So I started reaching out to brands that carry such enchanted dildos. The Bad Peach reached out and let me pick out any dildo I wanted to try and review for them! I landed on the wild textured bright blue monster dildo, one I saw on another Reddit post. First impressions out of the box Filled with excitement I ripped through the package eagerly and feasted my eyes on my newest toy. The colors were as bright as the pictures on their website. Size wise its 7 inches length 5.3, which I'd categorize that for intermediate anal fanatics. I'd say beginners could get this as their first toy but they will have to go slow and Id recommend covering the basics with my anal guide/guides/6a95f503a5c72051b46106b2 first. For those who already have an anal toy or two this will be an excellent fun option and could likely use it on their first anal session with it with no pain. The textures in the hand feel amazing, nothing sharp and has variation in texture throughout. The dildo is stiff with no flex and has the squishiness of a foam football while having a light rubber like feel. It has a nice suction cup at the base for riding and sticks well to any flat surface. My first fantasy dildo experience With how cool the dildo looked as well as the crazy texture I couldn't wait to put it in my craving ass. The same night I received this dildo I knew was going to be the night to put this monster to work. Going through my usual dildos working my way up in size I was ready. I wanted to first use the toy without its vibrating, heating, and thrusting features to really get a grip on what the foreign textures feel like. Putting on a generous amount of Xlube /reviews/6a879e446ca50913d9c2f8afI slid the dildo slowly in taking in all the new sensations. The textures felt sooo damn nice!! The sensitive nerve endings of my anus really felt every stretch and contraction of the toy. I always knew exactly where the dildo was in my ass. This felt better than a regular smooth dildo without being as jarring as anal beads. The vibration, thrusting, and heating Melting into my newly found dildo I was relaxed enough to try out the thrusting. The thrusting seems to always come with vibration combined. Thrusting wasn't super fast on the lowest mode like some cheap dildos have. When it comes to dildos of this size smaller thrusting movements I find way more enjoyable, and this one does just that. Vibrations were strong throughout the full shaft and the thrusting did not jam once met with resistance. I love a heated dildo and this one heated up nicely after about 8 minutes, so I recommend turning on the heating function before using the toy to create a pleasurable heat shock to your insides. As far as cons which I'm freely allowed to speak of...I can't think of any. I was worried a dildo with these textures could be hard on the anus at fast speeds but I had no irritation going fast. The suction cup worked well and all three functions worked better than most toys. The only thing I can think of is given the textures it takes an extra minute to clean the lube off over a traditional dildo. Not like your typical dildo For those who already have a traditional looking dildo...spice it up! There are so many gorgeous dildos that feel as good as they look! Alone time should have some fantasy, have a monster fuck your horny ass.

9/10

Serious girth with a soft, forgiving feel

Serious girth with a soft, forgiving feel

Adjusting to what was once viewed as impossible I've fallen in love with my current anal play routine. I start out with a small silicone plug or a metal one for temperature play. Play with my prostate with my top 2 prostate toys and then finish with my favorite part...anal stretching. The feeling of being filled and slowly progressing throughout my session to take my biggest dildo has been very rewarding. But what looked to be intimidating at first quickly became familiar territory, I was able to comfortably take on my curved dildo. Giving a no technology dildo a chance All my past dildos I've bought have motors in them because I love some good vibration in my ass. But when it comes to chasing the high of anal stretching, the size is what I'm chasing not a stronger motor. That's when I came across a "dual density dildo" that is known for its 7 inch girth. It's slightly smaller at the tip and the base. Big claims, bigger dimensions—now it’s time for the verdict Out of the box the dildo is a big boy, weighing a little over a pound. The material feels really nice, not too rubbery like other dildos in its price range. The duel density is definitely noticeable, about a half inch is squishy and the core gives it structure while still being very flexible. I initially used it handheld since I find I have more control with my arm than riding a dildo of such size. Although I did test the suction and it works great. This dildo is not for anal beginners and is made for those who already enjoy pushing their anal limits. The dual density is the best feature this dildo has, it made the slow process of pushing in further easy on the anus. After about 20 minutes of trying, I managed to finally get it all the way in. Breathing was quite difficult as my limits have never been pushed so far before. Having the middle be the fattest gives the opportunity to treat this dildo like a butt plug, you wont have to worry about it slipping out. This dildo is still a novelty to me and I've yet to be able to thrust/ride with it. I think every anal fanatic needs to have at least one dildo that pushes their limits. This one is good for those who currently can handle about 6 inches of girth and need a next level challenge.

8.7/10

Suspiciously good for the price

A gap to fill in my toy drawer: I absolutely love my current large curved dildo, it fills me up to nearly the max girth/length I can take. But when it comes to functions, the thrusting its wayyy too fast for the size for anal play and stops quite easy from resistance. Lately I've been using my Auxfun fuck machine if I need a good rumping but the set up for that is too much of a hassle if I'm looking for a quicky. If you've read my small thrusting machine review you'll know its great for convince but the thrusting speed is fast, faster, and fastest. So it's time to fill the gap between convenience while maintaining a strong thrust. First impressions The dildo stands at 6.1 length and 5.12 inches circumference, which makes for a nice medium size for experienced anal players and a reasonable challenge for anal beginners. This size is great for practicing for the real thing if you got an upcoming meet up. The material has a very rubbery/gummy feel, which I find less realistic to the dildos with a softer silicone. The veins and textures are very realistic yet subtle. Note this dildo has no give and has a solid core that will not bend inside you. I find solid core dildos to be easier to ride standing up against a wall since using dildos on the floor often requires some bend. The suction cup is strong and has some flex to it so you don't have to enter the dildo perfectly straight. Initial feel of the toy in action When it comes to any toy that claims to have heating I recommend turning on the heating element about 10 minutes in advance, since most toys run on batteries so the heating can quite be slow. In the meantime you can heat it up under warm to hot water, having a hot toy up your rectum makes me melt into that toy and open up for a longgg night. Sadly even after 20 minutes of waiting the heating is quite poor compared to my favorite prostate toy that's in a similar price range. Where this dildo shines is that the vibration is both strong and at the very tip, allowing maximum pleasure for the target area in your rectum. If your current dildo is all motionless promises, look here After hand thrusting the dildo for 10 minutes I was ready to test out the thrusting. Knowing it's a stiff dildo I knew it would be better riding this thing standing up. Once I hit the remote I braced for action...and boy was there action. This dildo has an excellent medium pace that other dildos fail at. Many are designed with speed but this one is about strength. This dildo does not stop under resistance. I cannot tell how many times with other thrusting dildos and machines I need them to keep thrusting and they just freeze up. There are faster thrusting modes but none of them get to a speed that can damage the delicate rectum tissue. This is an amazing budget dildo that gets the vibration and thrusting job done right.

8.4/10

Convince comes at a cost

Before this small thrusting machine I had a larger sized machine. Although the larger size worked well for the most part, the setting up, cords, dials, and angle set up takes forever and can kill the mood with the effort it took to finally get down and dirty. So I was on the look out for a more convenient machine to get thrusted. Out of the box I noticed just how light the thruster was. Which wasn't a surprise given the machine only costs $38. It's made of a cheaper plastic but seems to still hold well. Mounting the toy was super easy and the suction cup is incredibly strong. The suction cup uses a lever so dismounting was easy as well. You get two attachments both are made of a firm yet soft silicone. Love the shapes and textures of these, both measure about 5 to 6 inches in length. They are very easy to detach and switch out. Now putting it in action: Initially getting these in are no issue and more beginners should be able to take this size with a quick warm up. The heating function works very well, I have several toys in a similar price range where the heating is not noticeable at all, this one that is not the case. Feels so much better when they don't feel like a cold hot dog going up your ass lol. Vibration works very well, not much rumble to them but the vibration is pretty respectable for the toys size. The thrusting has one major flaw...or plus depending on your preferences. The speeds of the thruster are fast, faster, and fastest. Id personally prefer a slow, medium and fast option. Personally I love fast for the first 3-4 inches but for going beyond 4 inches I love a nice slow thrust. Which I feel like this is the case for most after reading the written reviews of the product. The strength of the thrust once met with resistance is a fair medium, where the first insert can stop the thrust but once your in then the toys a charm. Whose this toy meant for? This is for someone who prioritizes convenience and price over getting the maximum out of a thruster. It's good for those who want a fast bang without the hassle of cords.

7.9/10

Some doors are better opened gradually

A purchase I wish I made wayyy sooner. For years I had the same prostate toy and the same routine with it. I would use a full water bottle with warm water, press it against my ass and shove about half of the bottle in. I'd then shoot out the water into the toilet, lay down and finger my asshole for about 3 to 4 minutes before shoving my favorite(and only at the time) prostate toy. From doing this routine I noticed some issues but didn't really know if I was doing something wrong or if that's just how it was. My first issue was that going from a finger to a medium sized toy came with high discomfort and took a good amount of time before that pain went away. My second issue was that about 10 minutes into my anal sessions Id have dirty watery matter coming out even though I thought I shot all the water out and cleaned my self well. I got curious about anal stretching and started to collect more anal pleasures and thought about getting an anal training kit. I was surprised to find out how cheap they were. After getting my kit and using it for the start of every anal session, I must say an anal training kit is not a want but a absolute need. A douche makes it easy to insert and angle in your ass just make sure you still use a little bit of lube to get it in. The bulb is 90 ML/3 Oz, you may think that the more water the better the flush but with anal 90% of the time that is worse. When you use more than 3 ounces of water to clean out your rectum that excess water will go into sigmoid colon and descending colon. Toys in your anal sessions will never reach that deep so its often not practical to clean that far, in rare cases you'd only clean that deep for extreme and multiple hour long sessions. That excess water will disturb unformed fecal matter but will stay in you for 10-20 minutes, only then when you are comfortable the worst will show. That's why you only want to use a little water each time I recommend using 3/4th of the bulbs capacity up to 3 times. If you have firm bowel movements then likely only one flush of the build with me plenty. I ordered the anal kit that instead of a short ball like shape I found longer shaped training plug. I highly recommend this so that you can stretch more muscles deeper for your anal prep. The base is in a T shape, this makes the plugs more wearable as circle bases can irritate your ass cheeks. To stretch start with the smallest and work your way up. You need movement to stretch yourself out. Putting a plug in and leaving it all the way in only helps you initially get used to the size but will not stretch you, you need to slowly go in and out repeatedly to loosen yourself up. Really you can buy any anal kit you want and it will be a massive help to you easing yourself into sessions. I just recommend you get a T bar base for comfort and a longer plug to help stretch deeper parts of the rectum. Don't skip the need for a enema bulb, measuring how much water is critical.

9.2/10

Mighty in size and curvature

This dildo was my first jump into the big fellas. After years of using average size dildos and prostate toys I was ready for a challenge, I wanted something big. I was brought into the world of anal stretching and the immense pleasure from being filled. I highly recommend going for a larger anal toy(7+ inches length, 5+ inches girth) for those who are not new to the anal space and want not just a physical challenge but a mental one! If you find the right dildo that is just out of your current abilities and overcome its size you'll get hooked to see if you can go up another level. There is a great deal of pleasure from feeling your rectum filled to the max. First step is being able to insert it in next step is to see how well you can fuck that monster of a toy. Now onto the ins and outs of this specific dildo. The material is a bit more rubbery rather than soft but is not irritating to the anus. The dildo has a strong curve to it which makes it a challenge to insert about 3 inches in, but once you get to 5 inches in then the curve isn't so difficult. The angle allows for light prostate stimulation but the size of it will make it difficult to angle and adjust for prostate play. The vibration is on the weaker side, especially given that its size should be able to fit decent size motors. The thrusting feature is fairly strong, although it only goes fast, faster, and fastest. Would be nice if it you could get a slow anal massage as an option. The heating function was sadly the biggest disappointment as it takes 15 minutes to heat up and the heat is hardly noticeable. Where this toy shines is in its size and shape and strong suction cup. The slight curve feels really good once I'm able to go in deep and is more stimulating having that tip press against my walls over just a straight dildo. The suction cup is strong and makes this toy a blast to ride. Using your body to get a toy in vs just your hands is a unique experience I recommend to all, feels more like something is fucking you rather than you fucking yourself. Overall Id say take the pros from this dildo and find another one that has better vibration, more variability of thrusting, and a softer material.

7.3/10