Built Like a Fantasy, Textured Like a Dream

A sex toy that actually looks like a toy

I've been building up my dildo collection for a while now. For as much as I love my dildos and the different density, sizes and curvatures that fill my craving ass, they are missing something. They all resemble a real dick, which is nice but what if I wanted to fantasize a bit? Scrolling online I see content creators using dildos beyond our fleshy friends and into a mythical world. There are so many gorgeous colors and graceful contours beyond the traditional dildos and I felt I can't keep this on my "someday I'll get one" wish list.

So I started reaching out to brands that carry such enchanted dildos. The Bad Peach reached out and let me pick out any dildo I wanted to try and review for them! I landed on the wild textured bright blue monster dildo, one I saw on another Reddit post.

First impressions out of the box

Filled with excitement I ripped through the package eagerly and feasted my eyes on my newest toy. The colors were as bright as the pictures on their website. Size wise its 7 inches length 5.3, which I'd categorize that for intermediate anal fanatics. I'd say beginners could get this as their first toy but they will have to go slow and Id recommend covering the basics with my anal guide first. For those who already have an anal toy or two this will be an excellent fun option and could likely use it on their first anal session with it with no pain.

The textures in the hand feel amazing, nothing sharp and has variation in texture throughout. The dildo is stiff with no flex and has the squishiness of a foam football while having a light rubber like feel. It has a nice suction cup at the base for riding and sticks well to any flat surface.

My first fantasy dildo experience

With how cool the dildo looked as well as the crazy texture I couldn't wait to put it in my craving ass. The same night I received this dildo I knew was going to be the night to put this monster to work. Going through my usual dildos working my way up in size I was ready.

I wanted to first use the toy without its vibrating, heating, and thrusting features to really get a grip on what the foreign textures feel like. Putting on a generous amount of X-lube I slid the dildo slowly in taking in all the new sensations. The textures felt sooo damn nice!! The sensitive nerve endings of my anus really felt every stretch and contraction of the toy. I always knew exactly where the dildo was in my ass. This felt better than a regular smooth dildo without being as jarring as anal beads.

The vibration, thrusting, and heating

Melting into my newly found dildo I was relaxed enough to try out the thrusting. The thrusting seems to always come with vibration combined. Thrusting wasn't super fast on the lowest mode like some cheap dildos have. When it comes to dildos of this size smaller thrusting movements I find way more enjoyable, and this one does just that. Vibrations were strong throughout the full shaft and the thrusting did not jam once met with resistance. I love a heated dildo and this one heated up nicely after about 8 minutes, so I recommend turning on the heating function before using the toy to create a pleasurable heat shock to your insides.

As far as cons which I'm freely allowed to speak of...I can't think of any. I was worried a dildo with these textures could be hard on the anus at fast speeds but I had no irritation going fast. The suction cup worked well and all three functions worked better than most toys. The only thing I can think of is given the textures it takes an extra minute to clean the lube off over a traditional dildo.

Not like your typical dildo


For those who already have a traditional looking dildo...spice it up! There are so many gorgeous dildos that feel as good as they look! Alone time should have some fantasy, have a monster fuck your horny ass.